Some days all a Princess needs is a chocolate milk & some midol.
1. Tiredness

They used to be cute chirping birds. This week, they are flying spawns of Satan.
2. Food Cravings
Must have ALL the carbs!
3. Clumsiness
Feeling like the entire Hun Army is attacking your lady parts, can make performing basic tasks seem impossible.
4. Social withdrawal
Thank God for Netflix.
5. Crying spells
NEVER ask why.
6. Change in Sex Drive
During this hormonal hijacking, even that weird hunchback guy can start to look sexy.
7. Poor Self Image
Some gals find it easiest to just nap through this stage.
8. Anxiety
While it seemed okay before; now all of the those dudes following you around feels reaaaaal creepy.
9. Irritability
Patience is often the first to go. Everything is now annoying. It's even worse when your teapot won't stop singing.
10. Depression
Sometimes this gloomy mood gets so rough; not even a sexy shirtless man in a loin cloth can bring you out of it.










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